LOBBY DES CHATS US : NE VOTER PAS HUSSEIN OBAMA
The Kitty Cat Movement Against Obama
Pets don't vote. They judge. And they torture you
with their unbearable cuteness. Today we received an email with this
picture: three surprised dogs and a caption saying, "This is exactly the same look you get from your friends if you tell them you plan to vote for Obama."
We have already reported on the reasons why dogs may dislike Obama in Dog, Interrupted.
In this issue, we turn our attention to cats, capturing some of their responses.
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I used to like Obama, but this morning my eyes finally opened...
On another note, talking to cats prompted us to make this quick collage:
Additional reporting by Mrs. Red Square.
We have already reported on the reasons why dogs may dislike Obama in Dog, Interrupted.
In this issue, we turn our attention to cats, capturing some of their responses.
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On another note, talking to cats prompted us to make this quick collage:
Additional reporting by Mrs. Red Square.
Wait, I thought we would be eating dog when the food shortages came?
If this Obama thing is really going to happen, I'm getting ready.
What the hell do you mean we'll be penniless? We are already hairless after the last Obama fiasco.
My family threw me out, once they found out.
Last I remember was voting for Obama and then, it was all gone.
Comrades, it disturbs me to say that I found MY cat, this very morning, in this extremely compromised position:
I grabbed my camera so that I would have evidence to show the veterinarian, slammed "Tiger" into his carrying container, and headed quickly to the veterinary hospital.
As I suspected they would be, the veterinarian - and his staff - were all horrified, and "Tiger" is no more. The fact that he stole one of my Obama decals was bad enough, but to use it in his litter box as a target?!?
Be careful, comrades. These cats are deviously treacherous beasts.
I grabbed my camera so that I would have evidence to show the veterinarian, slammed "Tiger" into his carrying container, and headed quickly to the veterinary hospital.
As I suspected they would be, the veterinarian - and his staff - were all horrified, and "Tiger" is no more. The fact that he stole one of my Obama decals was bad enough, but to use it in his litter box as a target?!?
Be careful, comrades. These cats are deviously treacherous beasts.
I neglected to mention that my veterinarian recommended this cat carrying device for when you find out that your cat is a Rethugglikkkan and it's time for that final trip to the vet.
Fully Obama Administration Approved, and personally signed by Dear Leader.
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